Thursday, December 11, 2008

line of bark

the semester is over.

that means that the blog can be directed to: free game.
i could start a new blog and leave this related to music material.
i could redesign this one to be more about what's going on in my day-to-day plus music.

but, i don't really care because if anyone is reading this...
they are are infatuated with me...not music.



stroke my ego. yeah, one more time.

in the recent events the last few days, the end of the semester has left me with free time.
not too much. i actually have a busy schedule until the next semester starts.

but, i still find myself fixated on school.

i'm currently hounding my school account online and this is what i've come up with



that's right, bitches. that's 3 letter a's.



this isn't seasame street.

and i'm hoping that one more will be an "a".

i can't be unrealistic and expect all of them to be the same...just most of them.

i like to celebrate when i do well for myself. usually, that consists of wine. or vodka.
and don't take me wrong, i've done that already... twice (?).

but, i want to really congratulate myself for not falling over the ledge this semester.



this is the ledge i speak of.

except mine is a lot higher and usually deals with my mental stability.

see: mood elevators



it's not that extreme.
but, yeah.

so, i feel like i deserve something.
i want to do something for myself.

i guess you could say i am doing that in one way or another.

on to more interesting topics: i was mangled last night. i placed second in drunken scrabble. and i threw a trash bag at one of my best friends. well, "threw" is an understatement. "hurled" is more like it.

all in all, it was a fucking win.

i'm throwing vanity away for a minute and will tell you that i've been lazy all day.
and that all my sin rests in my dirty hair.

you can pinpoint two distinctive red marks on my face if you look closely.
for some reason, the camera is not doing it justice.

one red mark: on my actual lip
one red mark: above my lip, right under my nostril



it's nothing dramatic.
it's nothing that should be sent in to most shocking: when animals attack.

but, it was close enough.

this is the beast that mangled me:



okay, she's not a beast.
but the flash in her eyes make her look possessed and that's good enough for dramatic effect.

her name is: sadie anne.

she's one of my best friend's dogs.
she likes to "talk" to humans.

in reality, she sounds like a harley davidson at a red light, but when you get close enough, she will growl and rumble until you start to make noises back at her.

then, she barks. but, it's all in good fun.

if you step in her "line of bark", then you end up with marks to prove that you've talked to sadie.

what a conversationalist.

tomorrow i have to go in to work. something i've been avoiding recently in the light of all my scholastic endeavors. it's time to man up and make some money.

but, i'm too lazy right now and don't even want to wash my work clothes.

until next time
-nick

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